Steve McElhenny

Lethal Dangerousness Steve McElhenny

The year is 1986.
The increasing popularity of video game consoles and home video recorders render requests for traditional toys at an all-time low.
With his workshop rapidly losing popularity and demand amongst the children of the world, Santa Claus decides to take his business in a new direction. International drug trafficking.
After all, why lose money making Christmas crackers, when he can earn moneymaking Christmas crack heads.

With his new business plan and slave-like working conditions causing great pain and misery amongst his elf employees, one of the elves escapes to the big city to enlist the help of Dallas Stone, a maverick cop who only knows one way to fight crime.
Action has a new face - and a terrible mullet.