Emma Rivers

You Can't Botox Your Ass Emma Rivers

With "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" guts and determination, Emma Rivers fights her ex-husband in court to hold on to the life and financial freedom she has earned. You will laugh through your tears as she describes her epic journey of divorce, from being a wife with a respectable career, to her antics pole dancing at a swinger club, and her transformation into a competitive bodybuilder. A delicious labyrinth of lust-fuelled lovers distract Emma from her pain. The Gangster and the Player reignite her sexual desires and bring her back to life. But why has Emma's ex-husband Tim gone to such extremes to destroy her? With time, it becomes apparent he is not the man he portrays himself to be. She knows his secrets, and he hates her for it. Emma bravely confronts her past and discovers her fight for freedom has always been about protecting her daughter and her search for true love. You Can't Botox Your Ass is the relatable, raw, and true story of divorce for the modern-day woman; of facing fear, making the choice to be happy, and always remembering "it might be a bad day, but it's not a bad life."