W. W. Pecker

Psycho Proctologists and the Urethrae of Annihilation (Volume 3) W. W. Pecker

The Psycho Proctologists are back for another golden adventure! Michael McLaren, M. D., is a busy man. By day he masquerades as a mild-mannered proctologist, tending to many of the country?s most famous buttholes. But by night, he fights enemies of a different nature: Demons. For unbeknownst to most, the world is under constant threat of invasion from the denizens of hell. There is no shortage of creatures from the nether planes who are constantly seeking a back door into the world of men . . . and no shortage of misguided buttholes who would invite them in. For months a mysterious presence has been lurking in the shadows, biding its time, growing more and more powerful . . . and when it is revealed, neither Dr. McLaren or any of the rest of his crack team of Psycho Proctologists--Fister, his wayward best friend; Henry, the thirteen-year-old prodigy; or Victoria, the curvaceous gynecologist--will ever be the same. Beware the Urethrae of Annihilation . . . They?re coming. ABOUT THE AUTHOR W. W. Pecker is the top secret pen name of a writer who just might be Stephen King or J. K. Rowling . . . but probably isn?t. Fortunately, W. W. Pecker is just as fictional as the characters he writes about. He can sometimes be found masquerading as Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Antichrist, depending upon the day. He wears boxers, not briefs, has a totally smokin? hot body, and gets laid far more often than you do.