Keith Stevenson

The Fried Meat Trilogy: Out There On Fried Meat Ridge Rd., A Fried Meat Christmas, and The Unfryable Meatness of Being Keith Stevenson

"Out There On Fried Meat Ridge Road" Things could not get any worse for Mitchell, who just lost his girlfriend, his apartment, and his job at the local Spork Factory. With nowhere to go, he answers an ad for a roommate and finds himself in a West Virginia countryside motel with JD, an affable hillbilly of mysterious origins. Soon JD's neighbors - curmudgeonly Flip, meth-head Marlene, and her hot-headed boyfriend Tommy - have all but taken over the tiny room. When this zany group find themselves in a brief hostage situation, Mitchell must decide to save himself or join this dysfunctional family and let his freak-flag fly."A Fried Meat Christmas" The Fried Meat gang is back for the holidays! JD plans to prepare a special Christmas dinner for Mitchell using what he assumes is a book of delicious recipes: The Anarchist Cookbook. When an unexpected newcomer arrives in search of a meal, things take a troubling turn, and for the first time in his life, JD experiences a crisis of faith. The entire gang scrambles to restore JD's Christmas spirit and ring in the holidays hillbilly-style."The Unfryable Meatness Of Being" Stakes are high when a surprise fire inspection threatens to shut down the motel our hillbilly heroes call home. With Mitchell's pregnant girlfriend's arrival and the impending inspection, it seems the Fried Meat gang may go their separate ways. When a mysterious man shows up thinking JD may be just the opportunity he was looking for, JD has the chance to save the motel and keep his makeshift family together-but it will all come down to a game of beer pong.