Vaulte Kamish

Endangered Species: Book 1: "Diary of an Eco-warrior" (Volume 1) Vaulte Kamish 1.º edición

Caution!! For Mature Readers Only. ***This book contains black comedy, social satire, and disturbing scenes of graphic violence - in addition to British spelling - which have been known to cause consternation in less intelligent readers. Side effects include: "thinking", "learning", and other latent, self-reflexive behaviours that could lead to further contemplation.****

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Description:
"Endangered Species" is a brand-new, action-adventure, comedy series from the SEAM writers workshop that explores impending eco-disasters in a highly entertaining and satirical way.
Synopsis:
"Diary of an Eco-Warrior" chronicles the adventures of intrepid but unfortunate animal tracker, Chuck Collins, as he goes in search of endangered species to save from oblivion. Problem is, Collins is a disaster-magnet. Animals hate him... and they can't wait to tear him apart.
Dogged by the epic failure of his safari amusement park, he badly needs to resurrect his career before self-loathing consumes him.
His producer puts him on the trail of vicious animals in peril - in the hope that something catastrophic will get caught on camera and boost ratings. Reality exceeds expectation, however, when the hapless crew are caught in a cross-fire on their first expedition. Heavily armed poachers appear to be kidnapping exotic and dangerous animals for sport.

"My name is Chuck Collins and I'm on a mission from Gaia."
Inspired by a higher calling, Collins leads his crew across the globe to scupper the poacher's plans, but ends up uncovering a far bigger conspiracy to save the planet by nefarious means.
To learn more about the book: 

seam.tv/portfolio/es-project-1/
About SEAM:
Shared Experience Art Machine (seam.tv) unites artists and audience to create meaningful entertainment with a positive social impact, or what we refer to as "Social Science Fiction". The ES series explores topical ecological issues for people concerned with the environment, but reluctant to call themselves "environmentalists". By using satire, we hope to broaden the appeal and spread the news. Visit our website to learn more about "Endangered Species", talk to the author, and find out more about our projects and how you can get involved.