Michael N. Marcus

Do As I Say, Not As I Did: Recollections & Recommendations from My Lifetime of Mistakes Michael N. Marcus

LAUGH & LEARN  This bestselling book is a collection of amusing anecdotes and useful advice on a wide range of subjects: Money, Relationships, Parenting, Business, Work, Cars, Food & Drink, Life & Death, Education, Health, Technology, Media, Aging, Time, Animals, Baseball, Sailing, Sex, Writing & Publishing and Law. 

The book is the sad--and also humorous and helpful--story of what the author did wrong over a lifetime and what he learned from his mistakes, plus what he learned from observing other people, companies, animals and events. 

In the beginning of the 21st century Michael N. Marcus and his wife didn't think they were rich, but they were "comfortable." They spent money carefully, gave to charities, helped less-fortunate relatives and saved for the future. They had a very nice house and a perfect credit rating. Life was good.

Marcus received a $4 million offer for his telecommunications business. But he was not ready to spend the rest of his life on the beach, he liked what he was doing and didn't want to do the same work for a boss instead of for himself.

He rejected the offer.

And then the Great Recession struck. Marcus's income and savings went down-down-down and debt went up-up-up.

The Marcuses optimistically and foolishly took out a home equity loan to pay off high-interest credit card debts. It was a five-year loan with monthly payments of nearly $5,000 (on top of first mortgage payments of about $1,800 per month).

In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, Marcus's business had no phone service, email or electrical power for a week. He did no business, he had no income and asked the bank for an additional ten days to make the scheduled huge mortgage payment. The bank said it could take 60 to 90 days to decide on the ten-day extension.

Marcus says, "When you don't need money, banks would love to loan you money. When do you need money or a favor, they act deaf, blind and stupid."

In retrospect, not selling the business was the stupidest of many stupid things Marcus has done about money and more--but like most mistakes, it seemed right at the time.

Marcus often fantasizes about traveling back in time to warn himself not to make stupid mistakes. He says, "The ten-, twenty- and sixty-year-old me might have ignored the advice of parents, teachers, doctors and accountants--but not the advice of me. If I talk to myself I _have_ to listen. While technology will not yet allow me to go back and talk to myself, I can warn and advise anyone else who's willing to pay attention. That's why I wrote this book. And maybe by looking back I can influence my own future."

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Contents:

Disclaimer
Introduction
The Best Advice I can Give you
My Worst Mistakes
Money
Love & Relationships
Parenting
Business
Work
Cars
Food & Drink
Life & Death
Education
Health
Technology
Media
Aging
Time
Animals
Baseball
Sailing
Sex
Writing & Publishing
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Law
About the Author
Also by Michael N. Marcus
Photo Credits