Jeremy Ian

The Dog Walker Who Doesn't Pick Up Shit Jeremy Ian

The Dog Walker Who Doesn't Pick Up Shit is a book about a guy who, when his grade five teacher demanded he take notes, wrote down her every sneeze, cough, fart, and then read it back to her in front of the whole class-all for jokes. He's a guy who when a tanning salon burned him to a crisp, changed the letters on their store sign from 'Try our new Turbo Bed. It's the fastest way to get your tan on' to 'Try our turbo hooters. They're our fastest tits!' He's a guy who when he got fired unjustly from this one advertising agency called JWT, gave his company jacket to a homeless man with Tourette's that always stood out front so that clients walking in would think he was an employee. And he's a guy who, when the mistreatment of his bosses made him sick unto death, went on LinkedIn and endorsed them all for skills such as mismanagement, ineptitude, and bad breath. Simply, he's a guy who just doesn't put up with shit-and now as a dog walker-pick it up? He wouldn't dream of it! The Dog Walker Who Doesn't Pick Up Shit is not just a book for anyone who's ever looked at shit on the ground and asked why, but really, it's a book for anyone who's also felt hard done by. If you think the world's gone to shit and don't know what to do, go ahead and read this book; it may just inspire you. The Dog Walker Who Doesn't Pick Up Shit-just purchase it-you won't regret it!