Shawn Seward

Excalibur Shawn Seward

A ridiculously silly, over the top time travel story that bends history into an origami swan and then throws it in the toilet. WHAM! Page one, just a normal high school girl, Heather, awakes one night with a set of hairy balls between her legs. She plucks those panties away from her waist, and gawks, when she sees those warm beans just danglin' there. Luckily, there is no frank, just the manly marbles. Worse yet, the following day at school, a unknown stranger tries to kill her. She tells herself that this can't be happening, but, BAM! This is fuckin' fiction, so yeah, it's happening sista'! Heather's new-hairy-fellas grow a face, and claim to be King Arthur. The sweaty sac tells her that, Camelot was under siege by an evil force (The same evil force, which is now after her). To escape, and to find a way to save his kingdom, Arthur journeyed through a wormhole. Now, if you have ever traveled through an inter-dimensional gateway, you fuckin' know how easy it is to get lost in that shit. That, my friends, is just what happened to poor Arthur. One wrong turn and POW! The powerful king, is nothing but a hairy coin purse jigglin' between a teen girl's legs. Together, the two set out to save Camelot, and to get Heather back to being a hot girl with her usual fixins'. The key to unraveling this mystery lies on the grassy knoll, and to save Camelot, they will need to find the answer to the question of, "Who killed John F. Kennedy?" Yeah, that just happened. So, get your copy and read this completely-accurate-piece-of-historical-fiction.