Dave Paul Gonzales Armbruster

What the Hell Happened to Adrianne Coldwater? Dave Paul Gonzales Armbruster

Here's the facts: 15 years ago middle school teacher Adrianne Coldwater was coming home from work down a desolate road just outside of Roswell New Mexico, the next morning she was gone without a trace. Her car was on the side of the road, keys in the ignition, her suitcase and cell phone on the seat, and Ms. Coldwater nowhere to be found. So, with those clues and nothing else to go on, how do you answer the eternal question: What the Hell Happened to Adrianne Coldwater?Well, if Rudy Goldblatt wants to keep his job at Roswell's biggest horror and weird news webzine (that is, Roswell's only horror and weird news webzine) he's got two weeks to figure that out. And while he's at it, he can get to the bottom of a missing drug dealer who seems to have exploded into a goat, a bunch of home-made UFOs landing throughout the desert and whatever it is that's causing people all over town to grow giant, hallucination inducing tumors all over their faces. With the deadline getting closer and the story getting wilder by the second, can Rudy get to the bottom of this incredibly weird case in this incredibly weird town and save his job? Or is his job about to vanish too... What the Hell Happened to Adrianne Coldwater is a horror/comedy/mystery set in Roswell New Mexico, following ne'er-do-well writer Rudy Goldblatt as he tries to solve a cold case to keep himself from getting fired