Anthony Norris

Bad Flight Attendant Anthony Norris

From the creative mind of Anthony Norris comes the only book you ever need to entertain yourself on that boring 3 1/2 hour flight! Not flying anywhere anytime soon? No problem! If you have time to sit on a toilet, you have time to read!Told through a series of short stories and thoughts about his first year in the airline industry, Anthony (Tony, for short) crams all of his ramblings into this convenient; travel sized book that the airline doesn't want you to read about. So stick it to 'The man' and read about what all those flight attendants are really thinking about... but only one has the guts to say. Unfortunately he had to type it thorugh the worded form in order for his non-sense to reach a wider audience. Afraid of airplanes all together? Stop being a wuss and buy this book! It may not help you get over your fear of airplanes, but after reading about how miserable Tony's life can be, you'll at least feel better knowing that the magical crew in the sky that makes those big metal birds move are nothing more than underpaid, overworked, average Joes and Joesettes like you and me!Ever had a pilot try to pick a fight with you over telling too many 'Chuck Norris facts'? Ever had to drag a fellow flight attendant out of a bar in Canada for getting too rowdy? Ever been in love with a co-worker when it wouldn't work out? Ever raced cans of juice down an aisle during take off? Probably not. But Tony has! And by purchasing this book, you'll have a better understanding that prehaps, the passenger isn't always right. The flight attendant isn't always right. The only one who is right, is Tony. Tony is: Bad flight attendant.