Lee Goldberg

My Gun Has Bullets Lee Goldberg

"The giddiest debut of the year!" Kirkus Reviews

When Beverly Hills Police Officer Charlie Willis pulls over a speeding Rolls Royce hell-bent for Neiman Marcus, he's surprised to see Esther Radcliffe, the geriatric star of the TV series "Miss Agatha," behind the wheel. He's even more surprised when she guns him down and keeps on driving. A few hours later, he wakes up in the intensive care unit...to find a William Morris agent, a network president, and the head of Pinnacle Studios standing at the foot of his bed. They have a proposal for him: in exchange for conveniently forgetting who shot him, they'll make him the star of his own series, "My Gun Has Bullets." So Charlie trades in his real badge for a fake one...and so begins an uproarious but deadly romp through the wonderful world of TV make-believe...with real bullets.

"Lee Goldberg has written a winner!" --Stephen J. Cannell, executive producer/creator "The A-Team," "21 Jump Street," and "The Rockford Files."

"My Gun Has Bullets has an outrageous, laugh-til-you're-sick scene seemingly on every other page." --Dan Petrie Jr. Oscar-nominated screenwriter of "Beverly Hills Cop"

"A rousing send-up of everything and everyone in the world of show-biz."--Judith Kreiner, The Washington Times

"Hilarious, suspenseful, action-packed...its band of merry, and not so merry, homicidal maniacs may be the greatest cast ever assembled," Warren Murphy, Edgar Award winning author/creator of the Remo Williams: Destroyer series

"A funny, crude, outrageous satire about Tinseltown guaranteed to amuse, offend, and fulfill your worst fears about Hollywood," Linda Litchfield, Los Angeles Daily News.

"A hilarious send-up of the TV industry...that offers plenty of fast talk, sleaze, and all the good stuff that the tabloids have so much fun exploiting," Library Journal