Mark Geoffrey Young

The Best Ever Book of Senator Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-know-who Mark Geoffrey Young

If you?ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Senator jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Senator Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Senator Jokes is so unoriginal, it?s original. And, if you don?t burst out laughing from at least one Senator joke in this book, there?s something wrong with you. This book has so many Senator jokes, you won?t know where to start. For example: Why do Senators wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Senator and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn?t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Senator brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Senator who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: ?Put on two coats.? *** Why do Senators laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***