Mark Geoffrey Young

The Best Ever Book of Environmentalist Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-know-who Mark Geoffrey Young

If you?ve ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Environmentalist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Environmentalist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Environmentalist Jokes is so unoriginal, it?s original. And, if you don?t burst out laughing from at least one Environmentalist joke in this book, there?s something wrong with you. This book has so many Environmentalist jokes, you won?t know where to start. For example: Why do Environmentalists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Environmentalist and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn?t die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Environmentalist brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Environmentalist who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: ?Put on two coats.? *** Why do Environmentalists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***