Walter Crawford

Tales of the Shorey 2-3 Walter Crawford 2-3 edition

Having saved the village and the neighboring town from chaos and much devastation, because of the possibility of debauched drunken people having access to the cargo of the Pandora (See Tales of the Shorey) Whiskey Alex and Bella Broocie, with their 'commando trained home guard unit' Now face a greater challenge, Hitler (the mannie wie the sma mustache) swears vengeance on them because of the Ham operator, Roddy Mackenzie's broadcasts. He is the only link to the outside world because of the bombin,.and has given glowing reports of how the Unit had fiercely battled courageously and was victorious over many 'goose steppers' on the rocks and pools of Braedsea?? Hitler infuriated by this, also wants to capture the whisky distilleries of Speyside thinking the Scots people denied their whisky will not fight and with the Scots out of the'Fecht' England will have to capitulate, with America soon to follow. Hitler will have won the war without a shot being fired in England! But first 'the sma mannie wie the sma mustache' has to defeat Whiskey Alex and the Unit (Trained in the pools and rocks of the Shorey) before he can accomplish his main objective, "Capture the Distilleries of Speyside." Snortindichter, Hitler's Brilliant strategist gives Hitler a plan of how the mindless kilted morons, still in the Neanderthal age, of the North of Scotland can be quickly subdued easily by denying them their Uiga Betha (the water of life.) Then onto the main objective, SPEYSIDE AND WHISKY. Given two dilapidated vintage Italian submarines, Snortindichter sets sail to conquer the unconquerable. (The Romans built Hadrians Wall to keep the barbarian Highlanders, 'Every one being a BRAVEHEART' oot!??!) Unknowns to Fartinsnochter, sorry I mean, Snortindichter there are two British agents of M I 8 aboard, Roberto and Big Swedish Olga, she had been giving the German High Command Fags(cigarettes) laced with the 'nicotine mannies' formula which makes the smoker a chain smoker and a mumbling shaking addict, when he or she is without their fags. Borrowed smoke from the nicotine laced fags caused 'the sma manie wie the wee mustache' to make strategic military blunders which threw the German High Command into confusion? William Joyce (lord Haw, Haw) Hitlers propaganda voice, in his radio program boasts of how tomorrow Hitler is sending a mighty Armada of planes which will bomb Braedsea off the map and erase its memory forever! How can Braedsea defend itself? An innocent young soldier is given the solution?