Ms Stefania Masoni

Seraphine: the True Adventures of a Master Feng Shui Interventionist Ms Stefania Masoni

Publisher Marketing: So just exactly who do you call when an army of exterminators fails to solve your D-Day like invasion of beetles or your illicit lover literally has the climax of a lifetime when he drops dead during hot sex? Why Seraphine, of course! East meets West in this savory and fast-paced page-turner which is your passport to comedy, romance, mystery and mysticism as Seraphine, a witty iconoclast and trenchant observer, travels the globe practicing the 5,000 year-old Chinese art of Feng Shui. Join her in this crisply written and thoroughly entertaining armchair traveler's delight that will transport you from San Francisco to the Swiss Alps, from cafes in Rome to the sun-drenched beaches of Margarita Island in the Caribbean, as Seraphine provides an extraordinarily penetrating look at modern life as she helps clients who seem to have it all find the happiness and harmony that so cruelly eludes them. Along the way you'll meet a legendary estate agent who quite embarrassingly can't sell her own home; enjoy a feast of caviar and vodka with a gorgeous Russian model married to a scheming Putinesque mob boss; meet a mistress whose lover has the climax of a lifetime when he just drops dead during the denouement of intercourse and she must quickly clothe him and his still excited manhood before 911 arrives; dine in more embassies than a head of state, and discover that laughter is often the best medicine in this series of delightful short stories that offer a revealing and insightful look at wealthy American society while also learning a thing or two about Feng Shui, all from the master herself, Seraphine.