Mr Douglas Andrew Asselstine

Gorps Mr Douglas Andrew Asselstine

Publisher Marketing: Gorps has 228 pages with 387 cartoons. Alien cartoon creations that defy gravity! Their body parts are not connected, which lends itself to some rather humorous situations. This humor has been described as somewhere between The Far Side and Herman. Make the world go away or stop the world and get off! Step right into the world of GORPS and experience the reality of another world. Where else could you discover that keeping yourself together might be taken literally, paying an arm and a leg for an item would leave you hopping on one leg. If the neighbors throw a barbecue, it's with a different twist. On this planet the traps on a golf course are to be experienced. Their children don't cause alarm because they're deep in cryogenic freeze. Fish fly with wings and landing gear and small mouth-bass are small-mouse bass. Volcanoes are humorous comic beings and household pets are as unique. They have advanced technologies with cars like hot-rod Model T Fords with propellers. The GORPS are like us in many ways as they mirror human behavior and culture. They have pets, Neptune flavored ice cream, acid rain, in-laws, plumbers, lawyers, doctors; you name it, they have it and more. One day you might look into a mirror and find one shyly peering back at you.