Flavor Ninja

Flavor Ninja's Sacred Teriyaki Cookbook

You seek to learn the secrets of teriyaki? Pff! Many come to me hoping to reap my special benefits. Few offer anything true in return. Take this branch, and walk up that mountain, 500 meters to the summit. When you are finished, you will be worthy to learn about teriyaki cooking. Why must you do this first? Because these days, nobody appreciates things. You must struggle to earn the rights to cook delicious teriyaki chicken and beef recipes. If I were to simply give these privileges to you, it would no longer be worth anything to you. In the age of corn-syrup drenched fast-food teriyaki sauce, there can be no other way. A true warrior walks an authentic path, with recipes that are virtuous, as opposed to mass-produced and insulting to one's sensibilities. If you are ready to walk this path, then you may proceed to purchase your copy of this cookbook from the link above. It is available on your web browser, on Kindle, or on paperback. Until we meet again. - Flavor Ninja