Tracy Ashworth

60 Ways to Die in South America Tracy Ashworth

Carpe diem, they say. Get out of your comfort zone, they shout from the goddamn rooftops. But they never mention being kidnapped for your kidneys, now do they?
Journalist Lucy Hart's mojo has shrivelled up like a raisin. Her job in the Classifieds Section of a local newspaper is boring as bat crap, her dating life makes her weep into her wine and her roommate is a fan of extremely loud sex.
Lucy is almost resigned to her life being all sorts of sad when she's forced to take a travel writing assignment in South America of all places. And as if that's not bad enough, she's thrust into the whole horrendous adventure along with the newspaper's stuck-up freelance photographer, Jack Dawson.
Will Lucy end up baked into an empanada or will she grow a pair of lady balls along the way?
60 Ways to Die in South America is a travel-inspired novel about love, llamas and trying not to die-for anyone who has ever felt like they're not winning at LIFE.