Cherry Santana

Suzze Osmond Ex-Christian Cherry Santana

"...zippy dialog and a fast-paced narrative in a complex, layered plot."
"Love the humor, love the cleverness, love the developing story, love the War on Christianity theme." Televangelist Suzze Osmond is on the run.
She's half naked.
And barefoot.
And she's looking for God.
Let's pray she doesn't find him. Superstar televangelist Suzze Osmond has fallen from grace.
Gone down market.
Big time.
Nothing sexual.
Nor financial.
None of the usual foibles that befall the high and mighty when they crash and burn. Coming down is a bitch and as best she can figure, God himself is out to get her. For a while, she's content to hide out in her empty mansion with only a disapproving angel and an argumentative commode for company. But the answers to what happened, and why, are on the outside. Thus begins Suzze's quest as she treks, half naked and barefoot across recession-racked America, squatting behind dumpsters and slinking down deserted streets, hanging out in paradise and motivating the multitudes - all while struggling to keep her irritable bowel syndrome at bay. "It gets more magical with every chapter...takes magical realism as a genre and expresses Christianity in the same terms." "Could this silly bit of fluff and puff, this slap-stick comedy serve up and address real moral and ethical questions and then honestly and cleverly answer them? ...hints of Voltaire and Vidal, Tom Robbins and Tom Wolfe. I say give it a try. Tags Themes
Satire
Atheist Fiction
Christian Fiction
Strong Female Lead
Humanist Fiction
New Atheism
Literary Satire
Escaping Christianity
War On Christians, War Against Christianity Authors Inspirations
Richard Dawkins, Helen Fielding, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens, Tim LaHaye, Bill Maher, Chuck Palahniuk, Terry Pratchett, Leah Remini, Tom Robbins, Fay Weldon, Milo Yiannopolous