Halala Lamb

I Am Malala Parody Halala Lamb

I am Halala, a student of Urdu literature at Hamjas College, New Delhi. My uncle was in Army, he was killed by Pakistani terrorists. My uncle's death still pains me a lot. It left an incurable scar on my soul. But I do not believe that Pakistan killed my uncle, I believe that war killed my uncle. I have done extensive research on the problem of terrorism, war between India and Pakistan. By almighty's grace, I have come up with a viable solution to end war between India and Pakistan forever, which would also end the problem of "so called terrorism" once and for all. We have tried and tested the solution in border of India and infiltration has reduced significantly by using our idea. I also take the opportunity to thank Mark Zuckerberg for coming up with Facebook platform. We have used Facebook extensively to solve terrorist's problem. Indian Army should acknowledge our presence in "India and Pakistan" border and should recommend our group for a collective Padmashree award.