Bendy Cockspring

Good Inbreeding Bendy Cockspring

The Family That Breeds Together, Slays Together.
Jasper Nash and his perpetually pregnant wife Joyce are living the high life on social security thanks to their forty-five children and insurmountable child benefit payments. The line between mother/father/son/daughter/sister/brother/cousin-in-law is so blurred that their family history more like a god*mn spider's web than a tree. It's getting to the point where Jasper and Joyce have given up naming their offspring and are numbering them! For Jasper and Joyce it's all a matter of good inbreeding, really. The author of this book has grassed the family to the Social Services. It's up to the SS to kill Jasper and Joyce and rescue their adorable, malformed cherubs in a bid to save the hard-earned taxpayer money. But the Nash family ain't going down without a fight. They're ready for the dawn raid and will use every weapon at their disposal to prove that blood really is thicker than water. Now, get your copy of this ultra-gory, over-the-top politically incorrect satire from Booker Prize-deserving author Bendy Cockspring right now. Oh, look--it's even got a wipe-free glossy cover, too!