Stephen R Sipila

The Adventures of Clown and Seal Stephen R Sipila

Floppy was a circus clown down on his luck, spending his days entertaining at children's birthday parties and his nights paying women to dress up like a seal and smack him on the ass. His life seemed like it was going nowhere until one day he meets a time traveling dominatrix from the far future who is half woman, half seal, and who can make his every fantasy come true by taking him to a utopian future where all men are sex slaves who spend their entire lives being smacked on their asses by mutant seal women for the purposes of enlightenment. But a bunch of Nazis have also traveled back in time and they want to eliminate the perfect future that Floppy had always dreamed of, unless he and his new dominatrix can stop these evil time traveling Nazis from ruining his perfect future world forever.