Anna Konik

Freshen Up Your Clam - A Seafood Cookbook: An Inappropriate Gag Goodie for Women on the Naughty List - Funny Christmas Cookbook with Delicious Seafood Recipes Anna Konik

WARNING!! THIS COOKBOOK CONTAINS CRUDE HUMOR AND MAY NOT BE FOR YOU!!

KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN!!

However, if you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party than this book could be just what you are looking for!

Do you know someone who needs to freshen up their....attitude? This dirty cookbook will make even the most sour and musty of women come alive with a whole new freshness.



Who can you give it to?

You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it!

The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there!

The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored.

Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top.

Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing!

No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together.

P. S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift.

P. S. S: For my men out there: This is a great gift for the wife, her, girlfriend or any women who you want to impress.