Christian C Kloepfer

Space Ranger Rupert Christian C Kloepfer

Now in full color!

They called him a "good for nothing loser" and said he'd never amount to much ...
They said he couldn't get a date to save the planet, and he'd never have real friends ...
They said his study of Piffchi, ancient Blobolian martial art, was a waste of time ...
They said his favorite arcade game "Guardian Space Ranger" and its tie-in novels were lame ...

One day Rupert P. Glart stopped listening to them,
and discovered that they were wrong ...

Very wrong ...