Alyssa Alarcon Santo

A Bloody Pulp Alyssa Alarcon Santo

AS HEARD ON "TRANSMISSION SCUMM!" Now That's What I Call Scummy!, available now!

Space-radio shock jocks the Scumm Buds are back at it again with this hilarious, unrated, and only occasionally lethal collection of tracks from their program. Featuring such memetic viruses as:

"Wash This Pain From My Brain (And My Free Will, Too)""Dragon In the Wagon""Boogie Bash on Fear Island""Space Bound and Down""My Heart Melts For You (Plus Some Other Parts, Too)""Ganymede, Oh Me, Oh My"

That, plus two dozen versions of "Monster Mash" and, hey, we got "Alice's Restaurant" on here too somehow! Why the heck not?

"Now That's What I Call Scummy" is available wherever sound exists. Simply mail, telephone, or telepathically project your current location to Planet Scumm, 0101110 Fayke St., Bloomfield, NJ 1000101, and wait for Planet Scumm to appear. It won't take long....

Act now, and get a *bonus* record for any vital scientists or heads of state in your life!




Issue #9 features the stories:

Brain Trust by Hailey PiperAhead of Dragons by David BusboomOn the Origin of Fear by Clarissa Van DellSierra Starfall and the Elders of the Spaceways by Pedro IniguezMarigolds in Winter by Elena SichrovskySong for Ganymede by Austin P. SheehanOriginal art by Alyssa Alarcón Santo and Sam Rheaume