Julian Napier

The COCK in me Julian Napier

A story with no planning at all. This book was written on a whim because the delusional author, who is writing this blurb in the third person, thought it would be fun. The lead character is an ass, but he isn't actually an Ass he is a Human who turns into a Chicken. You read that right, he is no Alpha-Wolf or a hot beefy Bear, he is a clucking cluster-f*ck of testosterone. Dive into this book and see what the mind of a potential sociopath can dream up while he spends too much time on public transport with nothing more than his thoughts and a phone to type things up on. This book is the winner of no awards and should not be taken seriously in anyway. It is recommended that only people who are aged 18 and above read this masterpiece as it contains graphic scenes, glorified sex and a made-up process where to make chicken nuggets they do some unspeakable things. Otherwise it's all good.