Fergal E Bannon

Death By Mooonlight aka Black And White Fright Night aka Attack Of The Killer Cliche Cows aka Night Of The Very Horny Cows Fergal E Bannon

Have you ever wondered what you'd do if you were lost in the middle of nowhere, being attacked by scores of merciless, killer cows? No? Well, hopefully you'd handle the situation better than the two groups of stereotypical halfwits described in this novel. They become embroiled in a bizarre life-or-death situation deep in the Irish countryside when droves of revenge-minded cattle decide to pick them off one by one. Will anyone survive? And will you even care? Probably not.