Crayon, Purple Pencil &

Nurse Fixin' Cuts And Stickin' Butts: A Dope Ass Adult Coloring Book for Nurses Crayon, Purple Pencil &

Ever wanted to tell that patient to simply, "shut the f' up!"? No. Us, either.




Seriously, you have a hard job! You're a hero and heroes deserve self-care. Have no fear, Purple Pencil & Crayon is here! You take excellent care of your patients and we take excellent care of you!




In this hilariously drawn coloring book that gives no F's, you will find instant stress relief, laughter, levity, and joy. Color some peace into your hectic day. Take a quiet moment to recoup. Laugh your ass off at the phrases. These one-sided pages allow you to color your favorite pages really prettily in glittery gel pens to tear out and post in your staff lounge for everyone to enjoy-- as long as you keep them out of the eyes of the patients. You don't want to get a bad survey!