Rhona Rabble

The Cover Girl Rhona Rabble

The Cover GirlWant to know what happens behind closed doors? Come with me, I will tell you everything I know!Just kidding, I don't know shite. No, I am not an escort, I do not sleep with people for money or date them for them to show me off to their friends and colleagues. I do something much, much worse.... Bet that got you thinking. Tell me how badly did you picture it? I can promise you it's nothing like the horrible things you thought of you dirty buggers!To be honest I don't know anything about what happens behind closed doors. I am paid to make sure that I and the client remain in the spotlight. The client calls me up and we set a date; we go out to a show, a club or dinner. We make a lot of noise or a scene. In these days of social media, it is difficult to be invisible but it makes life easy if you want to be in the public eye. The more witnesses and publicity the better. So, when something occurs and the client gets pulled in to the authorities I am the alibi. They are released as the evidence of the night in question takes them away from the scene of the crime. Then that's it, we go our separate ways, done and dusted and I have a large wad of cash in my very expensive designer purse. No, I don't think what I do is wrong. I've never been charged with anything except having a good time with my client. Our transactions are untraceable. So, don't get your dirty knickers in a twist. I do not have a name in the industry or paperwork. I simply have a card, which reads The Cover Girl.