Rob Gilchrist

Saturn Is For Suckers Rob Gilchrist

Yea, I'm from the future. No, it's not as sexy as it sounds. I'm not even sure how I got here. In the last few days I've been: set up as the inside man in a drug ring, knocked out with a taser, set on fire by space pirates, and gotten one third of a lap dance. Humans are dying due to this venom crap from Titan, a moon of Saturn. Someone is raising hell in our solar system and I guess I'm along for the ride.