Neil Milliner

And So The Journey Begins Neil Milliner

Are you looking for a quick snack to read on? Or a quick read to snack on?Then read on. A whole bunch of crazy escapades and events. All true as far as I can remember them. A lot of "Don't try this at home" (or anywhere else) stories. They are all here for your entertainment and enjoyment. Find out about: - Why I Was Swimming In The Sump Oil - Why Was The Cow In The Kitchen? - How I Came To Be Sitting Next To The Tribesman & The Stone Axe - The Day A Russian Pulls Knife On Me - When I Watched When A Guy Drinks Himself Sober - How Our Pup On The Highway Got His NameAnd more than 50 other exciting dramas from my life. If you want to have a good laugh then scroll up and click the "Buy now with one click" to get your ebook instantly. Here are a few bytes I have cooked up for you to go with your favorite cup of tea or coffee. Nothing here is too heavy so it won't spoil your main read. No artificial coloring or flavoring and just a pinch of exaggeration thrown in when needed. Well take a look at this: The fast food of the literature world!You can read them through in no time flat or just one story at a time as you feel like a quick pick me up. Are you ready for some guilt free pleasure?With titles like these: The Spell Was BrokenA Sleeping CityThe Day I Derailed A TrainWhen She Saw Her Car She ScreamedThe House Was Just Left ThereBus Driver Gets LostPlaying With The Wild GoatsThe Bus Toilet StoryPick On Someone Your Own SizeSwimming In The Sump OilSleeping In The Cattle DriveCrashing The CortinaCow In The KitchenThe Wacky WeimaranerSpeedy & The Bouncing Bel AirThe Tribesman & The Stone AxeHospital HillMeeting The Crazy LadyHow The Chickens Got DrunkMeeting Tommy TychoLosing My GlassesHe Tried To Jump The Queue It's Not Cricket!Meeting RedshirtDead Hen StandingHead Stuck In The Steering WheelJust Waiting In The ShedStormy WavesGuitar Teacher Got ShotThe Bigger BangThe 4 Paw SlideMeeting King BillyEx Wife Stops TrainRussian Pulls Knife On MeThe Hidden Lolly PacketsA Mug Of Tea With A MillionaireBringing Romance To The Wild WestHorse Under The HouseDog Rounds Up The BantamsPacked Wheat & The Broken Clutch StoryA Firetruck In Our BackyardWeightlifter & The Fuel DrumsLittle Ted Abuses Six Foot Opal MinerBringing Romance To The Wild WestPup On The HighwayNear Miss In Plane?They Painted The House In BamagaThe McDonalds V Me CaseCamping Is Child AbuseMum & The TwinsMini Tornado In The Caravan ParkA Guy Drinks Himself SoberLiving In The Tin HouseTable HoppingThe Human DatabaseTHE FAT DOGTAFE Teacher Pranks StudentThe Teachers Drag RaceThe Newsagent & The Polocross PonyJaywalking Cop"and so the journey begins"Cheers. I hope your journey is a safe and pleasant one. Neil J Milliner