Samantha Lyn Walljasper

Over Your Wife's Hair Samantha Lyn Walljasper

This humorous masterpiece portrays a delightful collection of haiku and free form poems that poke fun at "the annoying" and/or "pain in the neck" wife stereotypes. Whether you are looking for longer, loving poems to whisk your partner off their feet during a "date night" or smartass comments to bookmark on their nightstand when they've "pissed you off" ... this book undoubtedly has your name on it! It is definitely the perfect, "ass-kissing" present to attempt to get yourself out of whatever "hot water" you've gotten yourself into or an ideal Valentine's Day gift... if nothing else, you can read it after your spouse falls asleep because they have a "headache" ... again. If you dare and you both (think) you can handle "jokes;" go ahead and read it together. One of you just may end up sleeping on the couch afterwards.*Disclaimer: I am the writer of this book, so it is obviously from my point of view, which is that of an "annoying wife" who is married to a man. Choosing "wives" as my subject matter DOES NOT mean that I have any issues whatsoever with anyone else's sexual preferences, marital views, pronouns, or anything else along those lines. Feel free to fill in your own blanks and make your own adjustments while you read so the material is more personal to yourself and the way you live your life. All lifestyles, significant other combinations, sexes, etc. are welcome readers!