John Salonia

The Charms of Cleavage: the Strangelove Chronicles John Salonia

Publisher Marketing: Remember Dr. Strange, the groovy Master of Mystic Arts? With his lover, the slave-princess Clea; his mentor the Ancient One; his loyal servant Wong; his archenemies Baron Mordo, Nightmare and the Dread Dormammu, the Sorcerer Supreme flourished in Marvel Comics during the sixties and seventies, and made a comeback in the nineties. Well, these characters ain't them, folks. THE STRANGELOVE CHRONICLES are a rude, crude, lewd, scabrous, offensive, adolescent and thoroughly lowbrow lampoon (with an emphasis on the 'poon') of the Marvel series. They're also side-splittingly funny. Here's what you'll find in this volume: When Doc advertises for a replacement, he finds a sorceress who's a real stunner. Too bad she used to work for Baron Morbid . . . Stranded on an island of surgically-altered manimals, Doc and Cleavage become the human prey of a sadistic hunter - the infamous Baron Morbid. A magical picture frame has the power to bring images to life. Doc finds himself trapped in time - reincarnated as a young dandy in the Yellow Nineties when Baron Morbid alters history so that there is a new Supreme Sorcerer - one adept in the blackest of magic . . . When a comedian turns himself into a false Messiah, Baron Morbid and the Dread Dormammary seize their chance to conquer the Earth. A terrible evolutionary retrogression sweeps over the world when Baron Morbid perfects a new curse. (Did I mention there are also zombies?) Horror on a horror movie set (a horror-porno movie, that is) scrambles both Doc and Cleavage to fight a seductive menace. Doc becomes a murderer! You must not miss this one, fear fanciers! (Excelsiwhore!) Shakespeare never had it so good when Doc finds that Wet Dream has made a donkey of him - literally . . . CONTAINS COARSE SEXUAL HUMOR. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR CHILDREN.