J B O\'neil

The Booger Book: Pick It, Lick It, Roll It, Flick It J B O\'neil

Publisher Marketing: FREE "Ninja Farts" Audiobook Inside! That's right... For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of J. B. O'Neil's fart-tastic new book "Ninja Farts - Silent But Deadly" with your purchase of "The Booger Book." You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of this #1 Bestselling Book. That's twice the farting fun! The #1 Amazon Bestseller! That's right, we're talking boogers! And whether you like to Pick 'em.. Lick 'em... Roll 'em...or Flick 'em... you (and your child) will be in booger heaven with this book! Follow the adventures of Milo Snot-Rocket to discover why: You should NEVER wipe your boogers under your desk at school... What happens when you stick nose-candy on the principal's doorknob... Cramming them into the end of your sister's flute can be truly horrible... Sticky ones are surprisingly useless for hanging art projects on the fridge... Spaghetti with booger-balls should be your new favorite dinner... "This book is a HOOT!" Discover all of these yucky booger facts and so much more in this hilarious new book for kids of all ages. The Booger Book: Pick it, Lick it, Roll it, Flick it! delivers the goods and will have your kids rolling on the floor with good old-fashioned booger fun. Featuring over 2 dozen awesome illustrations and pages and pages of gross-out humor...your kids will love this one! Kids of all ages are laughing out loud at the "The Booger Book..".here's what some readers are saying: "I downloaded this book to read with my 6 years old daughter. I started reading but had to ask my hubby to continue reading with her. It is so well written that I could picture everything in it! Both dad and daughter had quality times reading through the chapters and had lots of loud laughs. I haven't heard my daughter laughing and giggling that much since she stared school. Thank you J. B O'Neil!" "My 9-year-old son & I read this together and he laughed and laughed." "Highly recommend!... No more dilemmas in what to buy for future presents for him or my friends children - would definitely buy more from this author in this series- so please write some more!" Contributor Bio:  O'Neil, J B J. B. O'Neil lives out in the sticks of Northern Illinois with his wife Patty, 2 kiddos, 7 chickens, and a little white pooch named Grommit. He wrote "The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket" series together with his 8 year-old son named Joe, who laughs really hard at all of this gross-out humor.