J B O\'neil

Grandma vs. Zombies J B O\'neil

Publisher Marketing: Includes FREE "Grandma vs. Zombies" Audiobook Inside! That's right... For a limited time you can download a FREE mp3 audiobook version of this New #1 Bestseller: "Grandma vs. Zombies." You and your kids will laugh out loud as you listen to this hilarious audiobook (complete with super-hero sound effects!) while reading along & paging through 16 amazing comic book illustrations of zombie-slaying action & kick-butt weapons. That's twice the fun! Here's what readers are saying about this FUNNY new action book for kids 9 to 12: - "Ridiculously perfect for a 9-12 year old boy!... Oh, and awesome pictures to complete the experience!" - "J. B. O'Neil has scored another winner with Grandma Vs. Zombies! The illustrations are a - delight also. With the addition of the free audio book, listening to the audio while looking at the pictures was great fun." - "My grandchildren have several of JB Oneil's other books and they love them but this one had them rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically." -Meet "The Family Avengers"- Hold onto your dentures... When a hoard of hungry zombies attacks a peaceful little town, there's only one person that can stop them. It's not a mutant superhero, and it's not a musclebound action movie hero... It's Grandma Beezer! She's the oldest and greatest of The Family Avengers, a seemingly ordinary family out to save the world by any means necessary. Grandma Beezer has everything she needs right in her handbag to slay the zombies and get home in time for tea, like: -Her trusty old-lady cane...with an unbreakable titanium core! -Her knitting needles...perfect for sweaters and for zombies! Find out why! -Her signature cookie-firing gatling gun, the "Cookie Carnage 9000" Find out how she'll save the town in this action-packed new book from bestselling author J. B. O'Neil! Contributor Bio:  O'Neil, J B J. B. O'Neil lives out in the sticks of Northern Illinois with his wife Patty, 2 kiddos, 7 chickens, and a little white pooch named Grommit. He wrote "The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket" series together with his 8 year-old son named Joe, who laughs really hard at all of this gross-out humor.